Friday, September 6, 2013

The Bean Incident

Z is turning three and just started pre-school this week. It's been pretty stressful for me. Baby growing up. Baby not potty trained. Fear of said baby having a #2 accident at school and getting poop all over himself.

Also... fear of life after Nanny. You see, it's also our Nanny's last week on the job, now that both kids will be in school all day. But it turns out, Z has been doing great at using the school potty. Wahoo! In fact, our biggest excitement of the week had nothing to do things coming out of his body in inappropriate circumstances. In fact, we've had rather the opposite.

On Wednesday of this week, Z's teacher contacted me to let me know that Z had stuck a bean up his nose. They had removed it, but he said that there was another one. They couldn't see another one, but they couldn't be sure. So I called the pediatrician, who said it'd be best to bring him in, which I did. A quick check up the nose revealed... No bean. Well, that's a relief. 

Fast forward to Friday afternoon. Z has been stuffy since Wednesday. A remnant from the one bean removed on Wednesday? Possibly, I guess. Anyway, it's Friday afternoon and we're saying goodbye to our Nanny, when Z takes a sip of water which apparently went down the wrong pipe. He starts coughing, snot bubbling out of his nose, when suddenly our Nanny yells, "Bean!" Then she practically leaps over the counter between her and my son and snags a huge bean from his nostril before he inhales and sucks it back up his nose. 



Now, that is not quite how I expected Z's first week of pre-school to end, but man, THAT is how you spend the last 5 minutes on the job.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Flying V

The other day I was driving Flik home from school when he posed the following question:

Flik: Why, when geese fly, do they look like a check mark? 
Mommy: Well, we say that geese fly in a V. And the reason... 
Flik: Well, sometimes it looks like a V, but sometimes it looks like a check mark. (pause) And sometimes it looks like a W. (pause) You know, there are many different constellations of goose.

Monday, September 10, 2012

Unfamiliar Expressions

My little family went out for dinner tonight. On the way home, my husband was complaining about an obnoxious pimple.

Daddy: It just won't go away.

Flik: Why don't you pop it.

(Aside: Clearly we've got some stellar parenting going on here that my 5 year old is advising his dad on popping pimples. But anyway...)

Daddy: I did. But it's one of those pimples that just keeps coming back. It's like a cat; it's got nine lives.

Flik: Um, If you shoot a cat, it's dead.

So at least my kid has a firm understanding of cat mortality.

Friday, September 7, 2012

Man with a Plan

Yesterday as I pulled into the garage, Flik asked me, "Can we play pretend?"

"Sure," I responded.

And as he hopped out of his carseat, he continued with...

"And don't go in that door, go to the front door. But wait until I go inside first. And then go to the front door and ring the doorbell. And I'll come to the door and I'll open the door and I'll say, 'Who are you?' And you say your name. And I'll invite you in. And then you can come inside, but you have to pretend like I don't know you. Ok?"

It's probably only a matter of time before he starts handing out printed scripts.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Just Bragging

So sometimes a mom just wants to brag. And why else have a blog about my kids if not to brag about them. Today, I'll brag about Flik.

Today I took Flik mini-golfing. It was a beautiful day, school will soon be starting again, and I just wanted to spend some time alone with him. Apparently, everyone in the western suburbs of Chicago had the same idea, because the place was packed. But since that doesn't really matter much to a 5 1/2 year old, we decided to brave the crowds.

We got our balls and our clubs and took our place at the end of the line of people queued up at the first hole. There were about 5 groups of people in front of us when we arrived, so we had a bit of a wait. To pass the time, Flik decided to read aloud the large sign posted with the "Rules of Play."

  1. No more than five players in any group.
  2. All players tee off before stroking second putts.
  3. Ball may be moved 6 inches from sides or obstacles without penalty.
  4. If Ball leaves playing area, place at point of departure. Penalty - one stroke.
  5. Stroke limit 6 per hole.

I gotta' tell you. I know my kid's reading abilities are good, but I often forget. He hates when I buy him new books that I expect him to read himself. He always wants me to read them to him. And he told me the other day that when he grows up, he wants a job that has "no reading in it!" And sometimes I wonder how much of his awesome reading is him remembering stories, just looking at the pictures to figure out what the hard words are, or just plain guessing at words he doesn't know based on context and getting them right. (These are also all useful skills, so props to him for doing those as well.) But today, he read every word on that sign without batting an eye. No pictures. No previous exposure.

Obstacles. Penalty. Departure.

Damn, he even impressed me. You go kid!

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

The Ants Visit California

We have been home from our California vacation for a week now. We spent three and a half days in Sonoma and three and a half in San Francisco. It was a wonderful vacation. If you haven't tired of my Instagrams, here are some more photos from our trip.



Monday, July 16, 2012

They Need a Real Baby

Flik is just staring to get the concept of "actors" playing "roles" in movies. This was prompted by the realization that Han Solo is also Indiana Jones. (Letting Flik watch Indiana Jones proved to be a little too much action/adventure for this Mommy, so now we're going to go on a puppy & kitten movie marathon for the next few weeks, but I digress.)

Anyway, we were in the car and Flik says, "So they needed a real baby for Harry Potter?"

Using my Super Mommy ability to deduce what that incomplete thought must mean, I realized he was asking about the baby in the movie.
Mommy: Yes, Dear. There was a real baby in the movie. 
Flik: So they had to make the baby sleep and stuff? 
Mommy: Well, no. When you need a baby to sleep in a movie, you pretty much wait until the baby goes to sleep on his own and then you shoot the baby sleeping.
... silence ...
Flik: You shoot the baby?
Yikes! Imagine now five minutes of Mommy backpedaling trying to explain how you shoot pictures and shoot movies and hoping I haven't scarred my child by having had him just envision people shooting baby Harry Potter to make the movie.

He seems fine. But if he ends up in therapy, I'm sure he'll just print out this blog post and bring it with him.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Story Sticks: The Bored Wizard

This past weekend, we made Saturday a project day. One of our projects was to create story sticks. I posted the process on the other blog: Story Sticks. The end result of the project was that Flik had to create a story with the following parameters:

  • character: wizard
  • conflict: bored
  • setting: school
  • "special item": cookies

Here was Flik's story:

Once upon a time, there was a wizard and he was four. And he was bored at his school. So he asked his teacher if they could make cookies, but his teacher said, "No."

So he was still bored. He tried to escape from the school, but he couldn't because the windows were locked. He tried to take the key from the wall hanging from the hook to unlock the windows. But it was so far up because there was this tall person who unlocks the windows. And that tall person was the only person who could reach the keys.

So he tried to steal the school's axe, but the axe was hanging from a rope up on the ceiling because the same tall person had to get it.

Then he takes his hands and breaks the lowest window. He jumps out the window and runs away so that the teachers won't catch him.

Then a policeman saw him. But the wizard was so fast (crazy fast), he went all around the world until ran until he ran into the same policeman again. And the policeman caught him and brought him to the jail.

The End.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Flik Reads a Bedtime Story

The other night, I sat down to read Z a story before bedtime. Flik jumped on my lap and wanted to read the story instead. I brilliantly remembered to record the event. Here is the four minute presentation.

A few notes about the video:

1. I was holding my cellphone so that the kids could see themselves as it was being filmed. Hence their obsession with looking directly at the camera. Really, they're looking at themselves.

2. Since they kept squirming around, _I_ kept looking at the camera to try to get them both to stay in the shot.

Enjoy.


Saturday, January 7, 2012

Episode IV: A New Hope for Silence

Last night we let Flik stay up late with Mommy and Daddy to watch Star Wars for the first time ever (for him, not for Mommy and Daddy). We decided to start with Episode IV instead of Episode I because, well, don't all parents try to recreate their own childhood for their children? Mommy and Daddy were only around five years old when Star Wars was originally released. I have no idea if I saw it in the theater back then and I have no memory of seeing it for the first time. But about ten minutes into Flik's first viewing, I realized that some of this moment may be worth capturing. Why? Because of the non-stop chattering that was coming out of his mouth. Seriously, the kid asked a question every 10 seconds. So I grabbed my iPhone and turned on the voice recorder and just set it next to him for the rest of the movie. Here is a transcript of the first ten minutes. We begin as Darth Vader appears on screen for the first time.


0:01 I always wanted that costume
0:48 I always wanted to be that…
0:58 What’s that guy doing?
1:22 What’s those white bad guys trying to do?
1:36 Ha ha. She killed…
2:10 What’s happening?
2:23 So how could all the other people get off the ship?
2:29 Are there other escape things?
2:46 What’s happening to her?
2:58 I always wanted to be that black guy. I always wanted to get that costume and be him.
3:27 Is that a bad guy?
3:35 He’s one of the other bad guys?
3:40 Can you hold my juice box?
3:47 So all of the black guys with the black suits are bad guys?
3:56 And the white suit guys are bad guys?
4:00 What color are the good guys?
4:10 Look where they landed.
4:14 Why did they land there?
4:18 Will the bad guys ever get them there?
4:32 Can R2 fly?
4:39 He’s making those sounds. Like mine.
5:08 Why is that gold guy like saying…
5:15 Is that gold guy R2’s boss?
5:29 What’s the gold guy doing?
5:40 How’s R2 gonna do it?
5:45 Does he know how to?
6:29 What did he think it was?
6:45 What are those eyes popping out?
6:51 Is that a bad guy?
6:57 How do you know?
7:11 Doesn’t look too scary right now.
7:17 Does R2 see those eyes moving?
7:26 What happened?
7:31 Is R2 hurt?
7:36 Did they kill him?
7:40 He still works?
7:44 He’s not super dead?
7:51 How did they turn him off?
8:09 What they gonna’ do?
8:24 I want to know what they’re gonna’ do. Tell me.
8:39 What they gonna’ do?
8:53 What’s gonna’ happen?
9:01 And then what’s gonna’ happen to R2?
9:12 Who’s that?
9:24 Is that robot a good robot
9:31 What’s happening to R2?
9:45 So what’s R2 gonna try to do?
9:51 Is his friend gonna’ come and help him?
9:57 There’s his friend?

That's right. 49 questions in 10 minutes. That's literally a question every 12 seconds. And it continued like that for the entire two hours. Welcome to movie watching with a five year old.

Friday, December 16, 2011

My Kid is a Genius

You know how every mom in the world thinks that their kid is "gifted"... even the ones who clearly aren't? If you don't have kids, here's a little insight into why all moms (and many dads) think their child is the next Einstein.

We watch them grow from helpless little lumps of people into fully functional human beings. We watch them transform before our very eyes, learning to hold up their heads, roll over, hold a bottle, crawl, walk, talk, run, recite colors and animals, identify letters, read books, and eventually, become the next President of the United States. Well, most of us don't observe that last one. But when you watch a child grow, observe their limitations, and then watch them gain new abilities that were far from reach not so long ago, it's impossible not to marvel a bit.

My latest experience is watching Flik read. He has been a pretty good reader for a while now. He learned the basic sight words a couple years ago, so he could read THE, AN, IN, ON, HAVE, etc.while we were reading books together. He has been able to put together basic CVC words (that's constant-vowel-constant for you non-preschooler-parents) for at least a year; words like CAT and SIT and MOM. He then learned what happens when you stick an "e" at the end of a word, and so added words like TIME and SAME. And so it progressed and every step along the way, I watch in amazement. This kid can actually read now. How did this happen?

Two weeks ago he chose two books for me to read to him at bedtime. The second was I'll Teach my Dog 100 Words. I try to make sure that bedtime reading is always just for fun, so I rarely make him read along if he's not interested. So I commented before I began that maybe the next day he could see how much of it he could read on his own. I knew he could probably read the entire thing, but wasn't going to press him on it. But at that moment, the idea of reading a whole book on his own appealed to him and he decided to give it a try. What do you know, he read the whole thing. (Bedtime took quite a bit longer than I had intended though.)

Last week, he chose two books, one of which was Green Eggs and Ham. This is a long book when I read it, but he wanted to read it himself. Not wanting to quash his excitement, I let him read the whole thing. It took forever. The next night he selected One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, another exhaustingly long book when read by a grown-up, and again he wanted to read it. Clearly, reading had progressed from party trick we show off to the grandparents to bedtime delay tactic. (Told you. He's clever, my kid.)

Tonight, as I write, bedtime has been over for 40 minutes now, but the kid is allowed to read in bed if he's not tired. This used to mean he'd turn on his flashlight and look at the pictures of his favorite books. Tonight, as I sit in my bed across the hall from his room, I hear this:

"At our house we play out back. We play a game called ring the gack...."

He's reading One Fish Two Fish.... I've listened as he's read the entire book without my being there to help him. I'm simply enamored by him. Oh, and clearly, my kid's a genius.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Boarding School

The other day, Flik and I got in the car to drive to preschool. As we were pulling out of the garage, Flik offers the following words of wisdom: "Mommy, did you know that there are other kids that aren't as smart as me." Lovely. After a brief pause to reflect on the wonderful job I'm doing of teaching my child modesty, I formulated a response.
Mommy: OK. Number 1, we don't say things like that.
Flik: Why?
Mommy: Because you're essentially saying that other kids aren't very smart and also because, even if you are smarter than some kids, it's not very nice to brag about it.
Flik: Oh. (Clearly unswayed by my argument.)
Mommy: And number 2: while yes, it is true that there are some kids that aren't as smart as you, it is also true that there are some kids who are smarter than you.
Flik: Really??? (The sound of amazement was in his voice. We may need to reconsider how much praise we heap upon this kid.)
Mommy: Yes, really.
Flik: Hmm. They must go to boarding school.
Mommy: What!? Why would you think that smarter kids go to boarding school.
Flik: Because that's where they learn math and science.
We have since pieced together the various facts that he gathered from Mommy, Daddy, and our nanny, but it's astounding how he put them all together and created this. I wonder how the rest of the world is assembled in his head.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Who Hurt the Grass?


In his natural environment, Flik is a big fan of cutting the grass. He loves Daddy’s John Deere tractor: using it, working on it (as in oil changes or other fixes), or just sitting on it while it’s parked in the garage. Any attempts by Daddy to cut the grass without Flik’s involvement usually results in a minor meltdown. When he was two and three, nearly every stick-shaped object that entered our house was magically transformed into a weed-whacker or a leaf blower. (I am certain that this enthusiasm for lawn maintenance will evaporate right about the time that Flik is able to operate the lawn mower without parental involvement.)

In Orlando however, Flik saw things a little differently. In Chicago, we have different types of grasses than they do in the south. Southern grasses have wider blades than our northern bluegrasses and fescues. So while walking in the grass one day on our Orlando vacation, Flik paused to investigate the grass. He saw that the ends of the grass were stringy and uneven. He looked up at me with concern.
Flik: Who hurt the grass? 
Mommy: What do you mean? 
Flik: Look at it! It’s all… (Imagine crazy arm and body gestures here to indicate that the grass has been mangled since Flik doesn’t know the word “mangled.”) 
Mommy: No one hurt the grass, Sweetie. That’s just from the lawnmower. 
Flik: (aghast) I think they should not make lawnmowers or weed-whackers any more so no one can hurt the grass!
Well now. That was unexpected.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Don't Worry, Disney Won't Sink Our Boat


On our trip to Disney World this year, Flik was quite excited to try the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. We rode it once last year, but it was a little scary for him, particularly the part where the boat cruises into total darkness and then drops. This year, he told us repeatedly prior to the ride that last year he was only three-and-a-half and this year he is four-and-a-half, so he wouldn’t be scared. Well, he was right. He did hold me a little tighter when we entered the pitch-black, can’t-see-a-thing portion of the ride, but he seemed to recover quickly. This year he expressed greater concern that we would get hit by a cannonball as the boat drifted through a pirate battle. “What if one of the cannonballs hits us?” I assured him that Disney World was not in the habit of making rides where the boats sank. All in all, the ride was a hit. As soon as we got off, we got the very expected, “Let’s go again!”

On our second time through the line, which wasn't really a line and more a long walk through an empty building with zigzagging barriers that corral the masses during busy season, we paused a couple times to check out some of the props that line the queuing area. One of Flik’s favorite props was this:



This, as Flik will tell you, is a cannonball machine. You know, the machine that launches the cannon balls. (We’ve tried to explain that it’s called, simply, a cannon, but he’s not having any of it.)

As we left the cannonball machine and continued toward the ride, Flik asked me, “Mommy, why do the pirates have to fight? Why can’t the just talk about why they’re upset?” When I looked down at him and smiled, he added, “Why can’t they just say, ‘Pirates, no more fighting!’” How can you even answer such a sweet question?

I answered him with a hug. That was sufficient because then it was time to get on the ride again.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Disney World 2011: Photo Recap

We returned home from Orlando today. Four days in Disney is fun, but exhausting. Throw in a baby with a 102 fever on day three and things become even more unscripted than usual. But everybody had a wonderful time, even the poor baby, who was never out of sorts, even at his hottest. Must have been all that magic in the air.

I have stories and stories to share, some long, most very brief, and all coming in the weeks to come. In the meantime, here are some of the photos from our trip.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Z is One

Today is Z's first birthday. I can't even believe it. His party isn't for almost a month because we leave for Disney World tomorrow and don't want to have it right after we get back. So today was just an ordinary day. Ordinary, except that my baby is one. One!

To mark the occasion, I did pull out my camera and grab a few shots for this official milestone.








Happy birthday, baby Z! We love you so very much!

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

First Baseball Game

We took Flik to his first Major League baseball game last week. When he found out we were going (and bringing him along), he was beyond excited. (Mostly at the idea that the game starts at 7, which is his typical bedtime.) We left Z at home with our nanny and headed out. The excitement never waned. When the night was over and we were headed home, we asked him what his favorite part was. As expected, his answer was: "My favorite part was every part!" This included: arriving at the park, finding our seats, hot dogs, PEANUTS, throwing shells on the ground, throwing baseballs, wandering the park, fireworks, sitting on Daddy's shoulders, and (oh yeah) baseball. We left the game a little early, but still well past his bedtime. When we planted him in his bed, he was wiped. My favorite part: every part!













Wednesday, August 31, 2011

This is NOT Michael Jackson

Tonight while we were hanging out in the kitchen, Hubby decided to put on some music. His selection: Michael Jackson: History. Flik is a Michael Jackson fan. He likes to dance and Michael Jackson, well, need I say more? I don't recall what the first song we listened to was, but Flik got all excited. "I know this song!" he exclaimed in his panty, excited voice, "It's Michael Jackson!" He got up and danced a little and then came back to our project at the table. Next song up: Billie Jean. After it played for a few moments, we had the following exchange:
Flik: Who sings this song?
Mommy: Michael Jackson.
Flik: (looking perplexed) No. You're kidding!
Mommy: No, really. This song is Michael Jackson, too.
About a minute passes without further discussion on the song or artist.
Flik: Mommy, you're kidding. This is NOT Michael Jackson.
Mommy: Flik, sweetie. This is really Michael Jackson. Why do you think it's not Michael Jackson.
Flik: Because this doesn't sound like Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson is a boy.
Later, Flik entertained us with some dance moves set to Thriller. Check 'em out. Seriously folks, he's had no formal training.


Sunday, August 28, 2011

Baby Butterfly


Tonight I did bedtime with Flik. This is usually a Daddy role, but Daddy was working hard on finishing up a landscaping project and was too caked in dirt to be available for bedtime. Flik is not usually a fan on my stepping in for bedtime; he has a favorite and he is not shy about letting us know his preference.

Ever since his baby brother was born, Flik insists on being wrapped up "like a baby" after his bath and carried to his room. Tonight, with just the two of us, I suggested that maybe instead of a baby, we pretend he's a caterpillar. We could wrap him up in his cocoon and he could come out later as a butterfly. He was skeptical at first, but decided to try it out. I took him out of the tub, dried him off, wrapped him in his towel/cocoon, carried him to his room, and placed him on his bed. I then unwrapped him and "oohed" at the beautiful butterfly. Flik then pretended to be a "baby butterfly" who, of course, couldn't talk. He would just lie there looking sad and pretend talk with no sound coming out (because butterflies can't talk). Occasionally he would "break" to tell me something like, "let's pretend I'm a baby butterfly and I'm sad because I want my Mommy & Daddy butterflies." We then went back to playing while I put on his jammies; I pretended to be the Mommy Butterfly. I told him he didn't need to be sad because I would always be there for him until he was ready to fly away on his own. Another "break."

"Mommy, let's pretend the baby butterfly is sad because he doesn't ever want the Mommy Butterfly to leave, even when he grows up into a grown up butterfly."

I wrapped my arms around him and told him how I would never leave him. How even when he was a grown up butterfly, he would always be my baby butterfly. Always and forever.

Then we crawled under the covers and read a few chapters from our next Magic Treehouse book. We turned off the lights and snuggled together, something my little boy is pretty much never in the mood for unless it means he is about to be alone in his bed. So I snuggled with my usually unsnuggly boy for a few extra minutes. And I stared at his sweet and innocent face on his pillow. And as I left his room, I thought, "I know all parents love their children, but oh my goodness, it is almost unbelievable how very much do I love mine."

Goodnight, Kiddo. And do not worry, I am never going anywhere.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Good Question, Kiddo

Yesterday we went to the Air and Water show. We took public transportation and it was Flik's first time on a Metra train. He was pretty excited and enjoyed the ride a lot. We sat upstairs (of course). The upstairs seats are single seats, but you can flip them so that they face each other. Flik sat facing Daddy and I sat behind Daddy. At one point I heard, "Mommy, look!" I look over Daddy' shoulder to see Flik standing in between Daddy's legs instead of sitting in his seat.

Flik: Look, Mommy! I'm standing WHILE the train is moving.
Mommy: (shakes head slowly) That's probably not a very good idea. It's not very safe.
Flik: But Daddy said it was ok.
Mommy: I know. But it's just safer if you stay in your seat.

Flik flops back down onto his seat.

Flik: (to Daddy) Mommy. Is. Crazy.
Daddy: No, Mommy's not crazy. She is just trying to make sure you stay safe.
Flik: (short pause) Why aren't you doing that?
Mommy: (giggles)
Daddy: Yeah, that's a good question, Kiddo.

Hehe. My kid is so smart.