Flik: You want me to go to sleep, right?
Flik: And you want me to go to sleep quickly and easy, right?
Flik: Then the best way to get me to go to sleep quickly and easy would be for you or Daddy to come sleep in my bed OR if I can sleep in Mommy and Daddy's bed. BUT!!! Since you and Daddy can't fit in my bed as easy, it is really best if I just sleep in here.This would normally be the point where I try very hard not to laugh while I sternly tell him to go back to bed, but he was just to darn funny. So instead I grabbed my iPhone and pointed it at him. Since he knew instantly that I was recording him, he kindly proceeded to repeat the above argument for me so that I could get it all on video without even having to ask. (Oh the things he's willing to do for me when he's in bed time stalling mode.)
Sadly, once he was done, he was sent back to his room and to his bed. But he did get a Mommy escort and an extra story out of it.