Flik: Look, Mommy! I'm standing WHILE the train is moving.
Mommy: (shakes head slowly) That's probably not a very good idea. It's not very safe.
Flik: But Daddy said it was ok.
Mommy: I know. But it's just safer if you stay in your seat.
Flik flops back down onto his seat.
Flik: (to Daddy) Mommy. Is. Crazy.
Daddy: No, Mommy's not crazy. She is just trying to make sure you stay safe.
Flik: (short pause) Why aren't you doing that?
Daddy: Yeah, that's a good question, Kiddo.
Hehe. My kid is so smart.